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April 6, 05
I changed the site back from thumbs to text. There is no NHL hockey so I must be bored. The Philadelphia Flyers would have won the cup but eh, I guess the NHL hates the Flyers like so many others. Actually if the reffing wasn't so bad last year in game 7 against Tampa Bay, the Flyers would have probably won the cup. Atleast the Flyers beat the Devils and the Leafs :).
Without hockey, thank goodness for Steve Nash and the Phoenix Suns. I hope Nash wins MVP to go with the world championship title.
Summer is treading up on us again. I'm looking forward to watching Big Brother 6 this year. I'll just sit here and work in air conditioning with my other monitor on the live feeds.
I added a movie to the site, hope it's good for you.
Take care,
S

January 7, 04
Sometimes you might get hit with a bunch of pop ups from people who add galleries to my site. As soon as I find a popup I blacklist that domain and the submitter's ip address. I currently have blacklisted 92 domains to make sure your stay here will be enjoyable. Usually popups are going to other porn sites but once in a while the popup may go to a browser hijack script. A browser hijack script will not allow you to visit certain sites like google, msn, and others. Also the script takes keywords from some sites and will redirect you to their system. For example, I was trying to visit a site and I would be redirected to some other page as ordered by the script. I recommend that you download adaware 6.0 and run a scan on your computer. It's a freeware version but it definately does its job. I also recomend that you download reg cleaner. This software is free as well but trickier. If you find something like bargain buddy, iefeats, ist, xxxtoolbar, powerscan, dialers, winshow, then you should uninstall these. You will see them in the software, startup list, and uninstall menu. Spy Sweeper 2.2 is also good. It will scan your computer and find any spyware. I also recommend that you download browser hijack blaster. Browser Hijack Blaster protects your system from browser hijackers and spyware that alters your Internet Explorer settings. It runs in the system tray and silently monitors the settings for IE Homepage, IE Default Page, IE Search Page, BHOs (Browser Helper Objects). If any of these settings are changed, it will intercept and warn you, giving you the option to undo the changes. I also recommend hijack this but I haven't been able to find a place to download it from. If you have the program, make sure you get rid of anything that starts with numbers or that says ist. Sometime if you don't get rid of the problem properly, it might reinstall itself when you restart your computer. Try some of these and find out which ones are the best for you. Have a good one,
S

December 31, 03
I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and has a Happy New Year.
I guess the curse of the goat and the bambino held for another baseball season after all. New Zealand didn't win the Rugby World Cup either. Oh well, it's no big deal.
It looks like the Philadelphia Flyers are going to win the Stanley Cup this year, ( as long as they beat the New Jersey Devils in the conference final (my prediction)).
The controversial Paris Hilton sex tape is currently playing at uporn.net/movies.html.

The Bangbus movie with Rebecca is also playing.
Take care and good luck in 2004.
S

October 6, 03
It's a great month for sports eh. You got the World Series, NFL football, NBA basketball, NHL hockey, and the Rugby World Cup all this month. Here's the website for the 2003 Rugby World Cup. I want the New Zealand All Blacks to take top honours this time around.
The Chicago Cubs actually won a playoff series against Atlanta Braves yesterday. I hope the Cubs win the World Series.

September 11, 03
I'm back from a good vaction.
The NFL football season started last week. I can't believe Miami lost to Houston. Hopefully I'll get some good breaks on my betting this year.
I'm getting about 200 emails a day right now which is mostly that virus. Each file is about 100kb and it doesn't take long to fill up that mailbox so if you email me and get no response, it's because I deleted your email by accident :).
Seeya later.

April 26, 03
Hows it going dudes and dudettes.
I started a daily funny clip a few days ago, I hope I don't offend anyone with some of the clips I'll be showing. I guess the bad ones are when people get hit by cars etc. Don't worry, no one died in these video clips.
How bout those Cancucks beating the Blues in 7 games after trailing 3-1 eh. Very sweet.
The Philadelphia Flyers ended up beating Toronto 6-1 in game 7 of that series.
I am not sure what is going on with round 2 of these playoffs. The Canucks just beat Minnesota in overtime after trailing 3-1 in the third period. The Flyers lost to the Ottawa Senators. Yesterday, the Anaheim Mighty Ducks beat Dallas in the 5th overtime period. -- very odd. Atleast New Jersey kept it up by beating Tampa Bay.
I'll be adding an updated daily pictures section to uporn shortly. I hope the variety of pics will be good.
My cats are rockin tonight, (too much tuna).
Have a good weekend.

April 18, 03
It's Good Friday and a nice long weekend, except for the rainy weather but what do you expect when you live near Vancouver.
The NHL playoffs are well into round one. Still can't believe Anaheim swept Detroit. I was hoping for a Philadelphia sweep over Toronto but that series is tied 2-2. I'm just watching Washington vs Tampa Bay. Not really cheering for anyone here.
The Big MoviePost is looking pretty good. I still have alot of categories to add. Hopefully I'll cover every niche by the time it is complete.
Well, I'm gonna call it a day now and watch some hockey. Enjoy the long weekend.

March 7, 03
A good update for the site this weekend. The archive is finally up and it is perfect (no ads or banners). You click a picture, you get the specific download.
Tuesday was cool when Philly beat vancouver 3-0. I knew it would be a good game. Philadelphia Flyers website
Have a good weekend.

Febuary 27, 03
eh, hows it going. I guess things are going good here. The reason umovies.net was down for 5 days was because I had to move the site to my server, (candidhosting). They have an awesome server as you might have noticed as there is no down time unlike ebay.
How bout those Canucks, unbeaten in 14 games. I hope the Vancouver Canucks can make it to the Stanley Cup finals against the Philadelphia Flyers. It's always been a dream for me. I'll be cheering for philly but I doubt that matchup will ever happen. If it does happen, there better not be a riot like in 1994 when the canucks fans lost to the New York Rangers in 7 games. That was kinda bullshit since those fans were probably just bandwagoners. Oh yeah, there might not be an update on Tuesday night cause the Flyers are hosting the Canucks and I might go to a bar to watch the game. This game is only on pay per view and I never miss this game. I will probably still do the update unless I get lucky. I kinda hope the Flyers are the ones to break the Canucks unbeaten streak since the Flyers hold the longest at 35 games back in the late 70's under head coach Pat Quinn. I dunno, it could happen tonight against the San Jose Sharks or vs the Boston Bruins etc. The best scenario for that game would be all the goalies for Philadelphia get injured and Ron Hextall has come out of retirement and start up. That would be cool since he was the best goalie of all time. He'd probably end up scoring a goal and get the shutout in the 2-0 victory. ie, canucks beat the Atlanta Thrashers 8-0 last night but the Flyers beat the Canucks 8-0 a few years ago on New Years eve. Hextall got the shutout of course, Yeah baby!
btw. Rocco is at huge movies toaday and the movies that weren't working last week from the lodge are now in huge movies thanks to freehostempire.com who has given me a special deal to host videos.
I also moved beavers-lodge to the candidhosting server at the same time so I'll probably add a bunch of galleries to beavers-lodge.
Hope everyone is doing good. .. .. Steve

Febuary 14, 03
I was watching the Flyers game tonight and decided to change the film into a daily movie. Added the new movie today. The movie will be updated on Mondays, Tuedays, Wednesday, Thursdays, and Fridays. Galleries will be updated everyday but Sundays.
Have a good one.

Febuary 7, 03
The Mastercard parody video was fixed. You can see it by clicking on the Philadelphia Flyers logo at the bottom of uporn.net
Hope u like it

Febuary 6, 03
I am pretty sure that I have every movie page working again. Please let me know if I missed something because it will just benefit you.
Bangbus just came out with a hot babe. Watch out for their next updates.
Oh yeah, I learned cgi,,,, so expect a good movie gallery listing from here on in.
Later

Febuary 1, 03
Everything is getting back to normal here at the uPorn factory. I hope everyone is alright with the recent glitch in my little matrix as I have been working pretty hard to get everything back to normal. Speaking of the matrix, the Matrix part 2 (reloaded) and 3 (revolutions) will be coming out this year, (May and November). It should be a good little series.
My little sister gave birth to my nephew (Austin) on January 28th. I finally got to hold my little nephew today. It was a great feeling to see him in the hospital at first and to let him grab my finger. It's sure a great feeling.
I'll be hanging around here, sorting out stuff and seeing what I can do to make this a better site. Hopefully I'll get a couple cgi scripts working this month.... you'll like what I have planned.
Later everyone...

January 31, 03
Just here to say everything is coming along fine. I had to leave town for a couple of weeks due to a family situation. When I came back, part of the site wasn't working so I took my time in getting everything back up.
I created an adultbouncer archive and it should be available after the Sophie Evans series.
Seeya later, and happy downloading...

December 20, 02
Hey Guys, sorry about the lack of vids today. I was just as shocked when I got home. I re-uploaded the film and its ready to be downloaded. I don't know when the other videos will be online again because of a huge shortage in webspace.
If anyone can donate cable/isp webspace (shaw, rogers, comcast, cogeco, aol etc (too many to remember), I'll post the vids up again. You can choose which ones you want up with the space.
Hope someone can help out. Thanks and seasons greetings.

December 18, 02
Only a week till Christmas and I haven't started my shopping.
Things are running smoother here at Uporn.net. Added a new movie series today starring a fine assed babe, Jeannie. It updates on Wednesdays. Huge-Movies.com will be moving to the same server as uPorn this weekend. It should be an easier move since there is less to carry over. BTW, Huge Movies updates on Wednesdays, while uporn.net and umovies.net updates on Mondays and Fridays. The compilations/montages update on Fridays. The rest of the videos update whenever I feel like it.
There won't be an update next wednesday but Huge-Movies will be updated on Tuesday instead. Seasons Greetings

December 14, 02
Hey guys & gals
If you land on a blank page on uporn or huge-movies, don't worry as there is a server glitch at another place and all will be fixed at any time. That server has been going crazy for a few days now so hopefully nobody is choked.
I put Uporn on a stronger server a couple of weeks ago and I have been working hard on setting up pages and learning new scripts but cgi is tough as hell to learn, so hopefully santa will get me a brain for christmas. If anyone hits a 404 page, please let me know and I'll fix it up.